I thought it was just a nightmare but it turns out that someone with a higher power is actually pulling the strings and forcing the most unlikely things to happen to cause our MLB Bets to lose this week. If Gold Glover Freddie Freeman makes a play, the Cardinals win that game 4-1. If Clayton Fucking Kershaw doesn’t give up back to back jacks in the 8th inning, the Dodgers win that game 3-1. Instead of both games finishing up like we thought they would, unlikely bullshit hands us two Ls and people question the analysis. It’s been a rough week but I put the same amount of time in this week that I did last week when we went 18-2. We need a strong Thur, Fri, Sat, & Sun and it starts tonight with a 5X JACKHAMMER!
Cross sport parlay:
Astros ML / Patriots ML (-200) – 5X JACKHAMMER – I said in the video yesterday that I would have a surprise for you and here it is. -200 for a parlay may seem crazy but I view this parlay as free fucking money. Double down, triple down, bet 5X what you normally bet. The Astros will have Gerrit Cole pitching and he is coming off of a 7.2 scoreless inning & 15 strikeout performance against the Rays in Game 2. Cole has held this Rays lineup to a .237 avg in 135 at bats. Tyler Glasnow will start for the Rays and the Stros are hitting .271 against him in 48 at bats. They also beat him 6-2 in Game 1. The Astros lineup struggled the last two games but I think they will get Cole the run support he needs tonight. Then we have the Patriots who are 5-0 on the season hosting the Giants who are coming off of a tough 28-10 loss at home to the Vikings. The Giants offense struggled against the Vikings #5 ranked defense last week and I expect them to struggle against this #1 ranked Patriots defense tonight especially with the rain in the forecast. This Giants defense has allowed 130 rushing yards per game which ranks #23 in the league. I think the Patriots will look to run the ball in this game and take a few timely shots down the field. Call this one a cheapie with the -200 moneyline or just make the biggest bet of your life and take the free money. That’s what I’ll be doing.
Cross sport parlay:
Astros ML / Blues ML (+109) – JACKHAMMER – This one has better odds than the 5X above but it looks pretty good too. Gerrit Cole will be pitching for the Astros after 7.2 scoreless innings with 15 strikeouts last Friday. He has held this Rays lineup to a .237 avg in 135 at bats. The Astros already beat Glasnow and they are due to break out at the plate after games three and four. Then we have the 2-0-1 Blues on the road but taking on the 0-2 Senators. The Blues are coming off of a win against the Maple Leafs who already beat this Senators team by 2 goals this season. The Sens have been outscored by 5 goals in their first two games. I’ll take the defending champs over the defending chumps. Great value getting plus money for these two heavy favorite matchups! 🔨
I realize we are throwing a ton of money on the Astros tonight but I have a really hard time seeing them lose this game tonight. LETS GO ASTROS!!!
Oilers (+105) – The Oilers come in 3-0 and the Devils come in 0-2-1 plus they are on a back to back after losing 4-0 last night when we bet against them. The Oilers player their first two games on the West Coast but the trip East didn’t effect them on Tuesday when they beat the Islanders 5-2. The Devils have allowed 4+ goals in their first three games and the Oilers are averaging 4.67 goals per game through their first three. Give me the Oilers tonight!